MazzHysteria

Fuck bios.

April 27, 2014 12:18 pm

nikynaa:

luxurycruisinglarry:

tajellybeeenz:

stormfire710:

hiddlestalker:

your-pal-lindsay:

thesmoshfangirl:

chinchillaghosts:

wivernryder:

chinchillaghosts:

heyfunnie:

why is bob short for robert

how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?

How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?

you ask him nicely

you ask him nicely

i have been waiting for yEARS FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

There’s a kid in my class named Richard Hunter

Dick Hunter

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IT’S FUCKING BACK

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(Source: unclehottubjohnny, via blackwid0wbby)

April 7, 2014 2:37 pm
fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:


mockinggrass:


Go big or go home 


So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.



So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step





i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY


Story of my life


that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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Story of my life

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that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

(via the-sound-of-perseverance)

2:34 pm

nicconoh:

Mathematics, rightly viewed, possesses not only truth, but supreme beauty — a beauty cold and austere, without the gorgeous trappings of painting or music." | Betrand Russell
"Beauty of Mathematics" by Yann Pineill & Nicolas Lefaucheux

(via the-sound-of-perseverance)

2:33 pm

thrashdeathdoom:

Zakk Wylde and Dimebag Darrell before and after

(Source: thrash-death-doom, via the-sound-of-perseverance)

2:29 pm

dendropsyche:

Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something

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2:28 pm
sexonthebrain365247:

I have a very difficult time trusting people with the real me….xLx

sexonthebrain365247:

I have a very difficult time trusting people with the real me….xLx

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March 28, 2014 7:43 pm 7:42 pm March 26, 2014 10:05 am

musica-delenit-bestiam-feram:

LOOK YOU CAN PINPOINT THE EXACT MOMENT WHEN HIS HEART BREAKS INTO PIECES

(Source: theplushbear, via blackwid0wbby)

10:03 am

monasticmaestoso:

windmills-of-my-mind:

and there’s the Australian part of Thor coming out.

fact: australians are secretly actually descended from vikings

(Source: nataliaromanov, via blackwid0wbby)